TeamCushman

I’ve been in airports a lot lately. I enjoy just watching people. Here are some random observations. The bathroom.  I’ve taught my son to keep a wide stance … but only at the urinal! come on guys, its easy for us to aim, but we don’t. Hence the reason for my wide stance. It’s not like the urinal isn’t that wide. Seems most of us use the buck shot method of using the urinal.  The other thing. Flatulence. Don’t enjoy walking behind a bunch of guys while you are carpet bombing the men’s room. I need to steal a bunch of doctors mask just take a pish. Here’s my theory on that. Remember the old Hawaiian Punch Cans? (see the picture) You know, the ones that came in a large can that had to be opened with a opener. In fact, your mom or dad had to open it with two holes directly across from each other. The reason for using 2 holes lets the juice pour out evenly, without splashing. This is my theory on why us guys fart at the urinal, it’s my Hawaiian Punch Theory. We fart, the second hole opens up, our stream is more uniform (although usually slightly off aim). Easy.