TeamCushman

I’ve been in airports a lot lately. I enjoy just watching people. Here are some random observations. The bathroom.  I’ve taught my son to keep a wide stance … but only at the urinal! come on guys, its easy for us to aim, but we don’t. Hence the reason for my wide stance. It’s not like the urinal isn’t that wide. Seems most of us use the buck shot method of using the urinal.  The other thing. Flatulence. Don’t enjoy walking behind a bunch of guys while you are carpet bombing the men’s room. I need to steal a bunch of doctors mask just take a pish. Here’s my theory on that. Remember the old Hawaiian Punch Cans? (see the picture) You know, the ones that came in a large can that had to be opened with a opener. In fact, your mom or dad had to open it with two holes directly across from each other. The reason for using 2 holes lets the juice pour out evenly, without splashing. This is my theory on why us guys fart at the urinal, it’s my Hawaiian Punch Theory. We fart, the second hole opens up, our stream is more uniform (although usually slightly off aim). Easy.

I’ve been a fan of satellite radio for several years no.  In fact, I’ve had mine for 3 years.  Specifically, XM.  The biggest reason for XM has been baseball.  I’m a big fan of the Braves and live out of market.  And with TBS getting out of baseball broadcasting, its either listen to my XM or pay for MLB.TV.   This past week, I rented a car that had Sirius in it.  I’ve had a number of friends that have told me that Sirius is much better.  I chalk it up to Howard Stern, sorry  not a fan at all.  I have to say, Sirius has a better line up.  And I’m not talking about the NFL (season has ended).  So, without further delay, here’s my top 5 reasons for switching to Sirius:

1. 80’s Hair Band station
2. Elvis 24/7
3. The Dead 24/7
4. Springsteen 24/7
5. the Playboy station

I listened to a few minutes of Stern to see if he could be any more raunchier than commercial radio.  It’s worse than I could have imagined.  I won’t go into detail here, but I could only stand a few minutes.  Extra credit to Sirius for having Nina Blackwood as one of their DJ’s.  remember her from MTV in the 80’s?