10: KORN
This was almost a 3-way tie with the Black Eyed Peas and Red Hot Chili Peppers but Korn thought by changing the spelling they could get away with it. Not gonna happen my friend.
9: PINK FLOYD
I know I’m attacking a legendary band but all I can think of when I hear their name is a gay barber working in Mayberry.
8: TEST ICICLES
Oh I get it, testicles. Wait. Why would you want to be named testicles?
7: ARCTIC MONKEYS
I’m pretty sure the arctic doesn’t even have monkeys.
6: PEARL JAM
Pearl Jam’s original name was “Mookie Blaylock” after the basketball player of the same name. Due to trademark issues they changed their name to something I can only refer to as “The worst compliment to peanut butter ever”.
5: DEF LEPPARD
All spelling errors aside, why name your band with the word deaf in it? You’re just asking the teasing to commence.
4: THE MR.T EXPERIENCE
What’s next, The Chuck Norris Experiment?
3: HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH
Screw you, Darius…I’m calling you Hootie for life. You asked for it.
2: LIMP BIZKIT
I take it back. It’s much better than Flaccid Wang.
1: BUTTHOLE SURFERS
They almost went with “Brown Reason to Live and Pee Pee the Sailor” and I’d almost suggest that would have been the better name.
Posted by Seth
