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Here’s the latest news and articles of germs and bacteria …

UK man dies trying to stay clean. You know he went to heaven because … well, you know.

Breaking News … hotel rooms are filled with germs, but it’s not where you think!

That old make up your mom doesn’t take off … not only does it look disgusting … it IS disgusting!!!

Clemson University has a great study on double dipping … yeah, you thought the same thing I did … Clemson University has studies???

Does Avis charge extra for those bacteria infected steering wheels??

Where phobias are concerned, being a germaphobe is probably not that bad. In fact, I don’t think it’s a real phobia at all. I mean, it’s not even on the list of known phobias. About as close as “germaphobia” gets on the list is “Germanophobia”. Now, I may be Jewish, but I know I’m not a Germanophob. I know a lot of people from Germany or from German ancestry and I don’t feel the need to use Germ-x when I meet them, maybe I need to use German-x! There is a “bacteriophobia” listed, however, perhaps Germaphobia is just not as respected as other phobias such as: Bogyphobia - Fear of the bogeyman(or is it the Boogeyman!); Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness - (I obviously didn’t have this while I was dating in High School!); Coprastasophobia - Fear of constipation (don’t come over my house for sunday dinner!); Dentophobia - Fear of dentists (no, I’m not a dentite, but this reminds me of a certain doctor currently residing in Knoxville!); Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers (I think I’m starting to get this one since you know who has turned 13!); and finally Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - yes, it’s the fear of long words, kinda ironic ain’t it.

In fact, I don’t think I have a phobia at all. I just recognize the fact that most people are too lazy to wash their hands after using the bathroom or sneezing into their hands. It’s not that I’m trying to get less sick it’s more that I don’t want your germs. Unlike Howie Mandel who can’t shake hands at all, I’m ok with shaking hands, as long as I have a bottle of Germ-x or Purell nearby. I like to take certain precautions to make sure your germs and my germs don’t meet. Your germs are like the Shi-ites to my Sunnis; the Palestines to my Jews … I think you get the point.

Here are my top precautions I like to take:

1) Public Pens. According to the journal of something I read a while ago, this is the top reason that influezna is passed from one person to the next. The answer … use my own pen when signing credit card receipts when eating out or shopping. Or you can resort to using these new antibacterial pens.

2) Gas Stations. Few things I do here. The first is I never use my own hands to push the buttons at the pump. I always use my car keys. Also, while I do use my own hands to squeeze the pump, I use my mobile Purell dispenser to quickly eradicate the unsanitary bacteria. The journal reference above also noted that germs tend to live longer on metal, so important to purell/germx quickly here!

3) Hotel Rooms. Coming from someone who travels frequently, this is hot spot. The key here is to never leave home without your antibacterial wipes. In fact, I have been known to break them out before I enter the room. These are the areas I wipe before I touch: door knobes, TV remote, bathroom (the whole thing!). What about the telephone you say??! I try not to use it all! If I have to … then I use a hand towel to pick it up, but never touch the ear.

4) Public Sneezing. Ok, I admit, this may get a little weird. People who fail to cover their mouth when they sneeze absolutely piss me off. I despise the sight of germ spray going everywhere with out concern of anyone else around you. I have been know to walk around an the exact opposite of a store when I see this happen. My family thinks I’m crazy. Just as bad are those that sneeze into their hands and just wipe their clothing or (worse yet) don’t wipe but touch the handle bars of the grocery cart, yeah, that’s a germ haven! Use the right method people! Sneeze into your sleeve or pull your shirt over your nose. Use common sense! Here’s the link to the CDC for those that are interested.

Look, I’m not crazy and I know that some of these new products are like new age snake oil. And yes, sometimes ignorance is bliss. I have heard that using antibacterial products can create new problems like a “super-bacteria”. Perhaps it’s mostly psychological, using these products may do nothing at all. Washing your hands with soap and water is said to be the best way to combat these germs. But in the end, knowing that I am rubbing my 62% Ethyl Alcohol lotion on my hands makes me feel much better!!

wouldnt you know it, the first storm of the season’s name is Andrea. Now the world will understand my plight. Not only is she early, she’s coming in under the radar and will no doubt reek havoc when you least expect it. Unless you don’t know, my wife’s name is Andrea. It’s up to you to guess if I’m talking about the storm or my wife.

We travel a lot by car or should I say by mini-van. I’m also travel by car for my job. I see a lot of vanity plates. In Virginia these plates only cost $10 extra, so there’s a bunch of them. In my opinion, there are only three reasons to use a vanity plate. they are:

1. promote family
2. allegiance to your sports teams
3. devotion to your university/college/juco

That’s it! other than that, there’s absolutely no reason to have a vanity plate. Some of you may disagree and that’s ok. C’mon, if you have to use your license plate to show the rest of us how educated, rich or what type of title you have at your job, you are about as shallow as Nancy Pelosi’s opinions are on national security. Granted, there are some that are funny. However most are about as narcissistic and self-indulgent as Paris Hilton in a mirror factory. Then there are those that I just don’t get. We play a game when we travel, we try to figure some of them out and many times we can’t. Why would anyone pay extra for a vanity plate that only they can figure out, doesn’t make sense to me, go figure. Here are some I’ve seen recently, see if you can figure some of them out:

02BEME
10SNE1 (Tennis, anyone)
2BLND4U (too blonde for you. I hope it doesn’t mean “blind for you”)
AU DIGR (Gold Digger)
ICULAFN
IMA10

Let me know if you find any that are worse …